I've been practicing this trick where I drink ten beers and let you do what ever you want to me.. I'm getting really good at it.

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in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

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In the 7th grade I had a class where we took a personality test and then we were separated into groups based on our results and my group was just me and two girls and our personality type was described as “mystical” and then one of the girls got expelled for huffing Axe in the bathroom and the other dropped out of high school and disappeared off the face of the Earth.

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packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home

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smokin at a white person house


me: so should we roll some blunts or somethin

white person: no its ok

white person: image


white person: here hit this one it gives you a real heady high



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A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house